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The Onion: NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast



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On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circles.
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there is no ghetto ... ( 1 month ago by kcuskcid)
there is no ghetto in the country u see only kikes and nuggerrzz live in dem places and they in theur city u hear me?
u mean to say your ... ( 1 month ago by kcuskcid)
u mean to say your legs have become jello too?
Dan Amon does an ... ( 1 month ago by jebbNholly)
Dan Amon does an excellent job of explaining the intricacies and complexity of Nascar driving. Unfortunately he neglected to mention that the race cars require gasoline in order to complete the race. Many drivers forget to fill their tanks prior to the race and end up stuck on the track or in the pit area. Also, and here is where it gets complicated, they need to ADD gas at some point during the race or they will stall on the racetrack. I'm surprised Amon didn't bring that up.
then hopscotch or a ... ( 1 month ago by andid)
then hopscotch or a presidential election is a sport. We must have some standards of athleticism and strategy, don't we?
I dint think I had ... ( 1 month ago by vladimir2277)
I dint think I had it in me before, but after this life-changing video, I think I have what it takes to become a NASCAR coach. If only I knew this back when I was 12. GO F1!!!
I love the nascar ... ( 1 month ago by stunned86)
I love the nascar coach in this one.
"isnt this straight ... ( 1 month ago by kookikrys)
"isnt this straight enough?"
You're pretty cool ... ( 3 weeks ago by Sirradal)
You're pretty cool man!
I've said the same ... ( 3 weeks ago by jbryandaviscom)
I've said the same thing about basketball and baseball, they really require no athletic ability.
also i believe they ... ( 2 weeks ago by burleson89)
also i believe they forgot the fact that sometimes if you turn enough, you have to change the tires... you know the black round things that blow up sometimes
nascar is very ... ( 2 weeks ago by multitudinal)
nascar is very popular in the deep south. fucking rednecks. so very proud, with no reason to be.
I suppose that ... ( 2 weeks ago by JohnsHouseofFun)
I suppose that makes you smart.
"Turn left, keep ... ( 2 weeks ago by cuzy08)
"Turn left, keep turnin' left, I'm turnin' left, now go srtay, I'm goin stray, now go fast, i'm goin' fast, keep goin' stray, I'm goin stray" Priceless!
"If theres a car ... ( 2 weeks ago by ILagAlot)
"If theres a car over there, don't go into that space cuz you might could hit him" So simple.. yet so genius
this is hilarious i ... ( 2 weeks ago by tnvolsfan2515)
this is hilarious i love nascar!
i dont know what is ... ( 2 weeks ago by naughtyd0ggy)
i dont know what is your definition of athletic ability but...baseball does require some of it and basketball requires alot
wow those are some ... ( 2 weeks ago by delta982)
wow those are some amazing tips, there is certainly alot to learn in NASCAR driving.
NASCAR is not a ... ( 1 week ago by grapesalicious)
NASCAR is not a sport.
I think that ... ( 1 week ago by redsox1006)
I think that baseball is the toughest skill sport to play. You have to be skilled at baseball to be good, while you can get away with just being tall or big or strong to be good at most other sports. Golf also requires much talent
Straighter! :) ( 1 week ago by Ultraliskojebca)
Straighter! :)
Is this straight ... ( 1 week ago by Kyledude136)
Is this straight enough? Straighter!
That pretty much ... ( 3 days ago by alvindalvin)
That pretty much sums up trashcar. Just joking. it's funny though.
Well, here's the ... ( 3 seconds ago by tylerhead24)
Well, here's the definition of a sport:
"An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively." Nascar is a physically demanding sport, but obviously not in the same way as say football or basketball. Temperatures inside the car exceed 130 mph, and drivers of
ten lose ten pounds every race. This in itself is physically draining. There is also the applied G-Forces when they go through each corner.
These factors are ... ( 6 minutes away by tylerhead24)
These factors are what qualify not just Nascar, but all forms of auto racing, to fit the "physical exertion and skill" portion of the definition of a sport.
And of course the rest of the definition is met with the sanctioning body, NASCAR, setting the rules and the competitive drive to win that all auto racers pocess.



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